The sun’s piercing rays snuck around the edge of my car door as I pushed it open, blinding me momentarily. Planting my feet on the sun-drenched concrete, I gazed out upon the dozen of rows of cars and abandoned, colossal shopping carts. The carts were large enough to fit a family of five, a…
When evaluating any typical roommate situation it is best to find those who respect your privacy and don’t sock you in the family jewels or poke you in the eye with a toy train track when you’re not looking. We missed adding those disclosures to our lease. Learn from our experiences in this post.
February 3rd, 2015 | Arthritic, Carpal Tunneled 30-Something Dad | 911 Failing Father Rd.| Island of Misfit Dad Toys, Ca | Dear Clothes Makers, I’m writing to extend an enormous THANK YOU for your baby clothing products. They’re easy-to-use, practical, and flexible to fit any baby changing need. I especially love how in order to…
A lone candle sans flame for safety reasons plunged deep into the mushy body of a birthday cake appears to be just another skinny cylinder of lackluster wax. It could’ve been so much more – the rim of FDR’s glasses at a nearby wax museum, the tip of a vibrant new crayon color, or the…
This week’s post has three steps to it… ready? 1) Watch video with sound and all the way to the end 2) Fill out poll 3) Read beer review 4) Make out with the first person you see to your left (One of the four is optional, so if I don’t get many polls filled…
The 2013 holiday season was a big one for the country. Toy sales were up signaling the return of the economy and happy kids. Not all toys found success this Christmas and now just a few weeks after Christmas, the Q4 numbers are out. Here are some of the failures of the 2013 holiday season.…
2014 is upon us and Americans everywhere are scrambling to fill out a list of resolutions they’ll forget about by January 9th. Cleaning up the other day I came across Logan’s and it appears he is poised for an accomplished year in 2014. Here they are:
It was after the fourth punch to the nose that the bear finally accepted the reality that his supposed friend, the giraffe, was not coming to his rescue. In fact, he was pretending not to even notice the vicious pummeling happening right behind him.
Anyone who knows pilgrim history (2 raised their hands) has heard of John Alden. Few, however have heard of Ron Alden, John’s estranged brother, and the resulting offspring of an affair their mother had with a local turkey farmer. And of those, none know the true story of him and how he single-handedly changed Thanksgiving…
With Halloween right around the corner parents everywhere are scrambling to find the perfect costume for their little one. Here are 5 costumes you should never dress your son or daughter in. Wait did I say never? I mean you should definitely dress your son and daughter up in them. 1) Can Lady I’ve yet…
