2014 is upon us and Americans everywhere are scrambling to fill out a list of resolutions they’ll  forget about by January 9th. Cleaning up the other day I came across Logan’s and it appears he is poised for an accomplished year in 2014. Here they are:

I’ll sleep and then wake up when I want just as in 2013 this year.

It’s a nasty habit but my toes taste great

Look its a bird, its a plane…nope its just me dressed in another goofy hat. Wait is this even a hat?

dog hats are for the birds

I look like an orange with ears here

I look like a fisherman from 1968 here