Wait, You’re Having a 3rd? Child?

“You’re going to be fine,” my friend stammers going into panic after I inform him my wife was pregnant with our third child. “Just know we’re here for you.”   “I mean, it’s shocking, but I’m not like that ups-“ “A lot of these things at your guys’ age don’t even take. You might be…

10 Tips For Potty Training That Work 37% of the Time

Potty training your child may sound easy. It’s not. It’s like any other form of art. You must be creative, imaginative, patient, and dedicated to the craft.  And just when you think your canvas is fully complete, you look up and you’ve got poop all over yourself. In other words, it really sucks. The first…

The Second

Asking someone if they’re going to have a second child is like asking a shark attack victim if they’d like to take a dip in the frosty waters off the South African coast wearing a seal outfit bathed in bloody tuna.

Smarter Than Your Average Bear – Retro Edition

What do you do when you don’t have time to post new content on your blog? Naturally you re-post a previous post! This one got more views than other other posts on the blog and is great for anyone going through a pregnancy… who also loves beer of course. Don’t want to read about babies…

About this blog

Why on earth would the internet waste bandwidth publishing this blog? Well today, almost anyone with a trusty internet connection, and a computer that hasn’t been infected with email viruses from Viagra ads, penis enlargement incentives, and inquires to help a stranger in Nigeria rid himself of one-million dollars all in the hope of finding…