Pampers n Pints Beer Poll I

Where is my typical comedic tale about fatherhood at its very best worst like I was expecting? Well since its near the end of the week, sit back, relax and place a quick vote for your favorite beer featured thus far in this blog. The winners of these monthly polls will ultimately be featured in…

My Husband Thinks I’m Fat

Tales from the 2nd Trimester: Part I In the wild, satisfying your pregnant partner’s food cravings can be quite difficult. Rumor has it expectant cavemen fathers would often fake an old wooly mammoth battle injury in hopes of evading their wife’s craving requests. Luckily today, man has traded hunting and gathering for supermarkets which are…

Smarter Than Your Average Bear

Tales from the 1st Trimester With the first trimester comes an emotional roller coaster of mood swings, nausea, and bizarre food cravings. And then of course there was how my wife was feeling. I was about prepared for a pregnancy as a Tyrannosaurus was for a face-slapping competition with Gumby. How did this actually happen,…

Two Pink Lines

 The Friday started out like any other. Beers with friends. Baseball on TV. Two faint pink lines on a cheap plastic device signaling my life was changed forever. After catching the first round of the baseball playoffs at a bar, I hopped on what  the SF Municipal  Transportation Agency calls a Muni Bus, but more…

There’s an App for That

Preparing for the birth of your first child is a lot like preparing yourself for your first trip to prison. You can read every book in the library, talk to experts, and lube up the necessary body parts, but once the lights go out and you’re left alone in a room with a scary, slimy…

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Why on earth would the internet waste bandwidth publishing this blog? Well today, almost anyone with a trusty internet connection, and a computer that hasn’t been infected with email viruses from Viagra ads, penis enlargement incentives, and inquires to help a stranger in Nigeria rid himself of one-million dollars all in the hope of finding…