Assume The Position

Tales from the 3rd Trimester Getting ready for the immediate arrival of a baby is a lot like riding on an airplane and the attendant announces all passengers should assume ‘crash positions’ just before plunging into the Atlantic at 600 miles per hour. As if the position of your body will make any difference when…

We’re Having a Penis

Tales from the 2nd Timester: Part II As continued from Part I The second trimester is by far the best trimester. Granted, there are only three to choose from so if the first trimester is reading this blog, don’t be too down on yourself. Your wife has hopefully kissed morning sickness goodbye, the mass confusion…

Pampers n Pints Beer Poll I

Where is my typical comedic tale about fatherhood at its very best worst like I was expecting? Well since its near the end of the week, sit back, relax and place a quick vote for your favorite beer featured thus far in this blog. The winners of these monthly polls will ultimately be featured in…