The Great Bottle Standoff: Milk vs. Beer
I’m Not Touching You
As the due date draws nearer and then passes completely, you start to wonder if there’s actually a baby coming or if it’s just a bunch of dancing organs in your wife’s belly. Sure, I’d seen a few ultrasounds, spoken to a doctor or two, and felt kicks, but how do I know the movements…
The Fellowship of the Readership: Pampers n Pints has hit 100 “Likes” & Prizes are being awarded
We think this is good…but not really sure. 100 pokes would’ve been better I suppose? Ok hey lets keep this PG. Sure, I’ve harassed some of you by sitting in a tree outside your house peering into your den, refusing to leave until you clicked the like button, but hey I’ll take it. So thank…
Aye Aye Caption: The Results & Vote
The last caption post didn’t quite go as planned. It took me two months to find out where the submitted captions were going, but now I finally found them… So now its time to vote on the favorites! The winning caption author will receive something as a prize.What?Not really sure. Might be a pickled hen…
Foreskin Optional
In the school lunchroom if you procrastinated telling your buddy he had brownie smudged on his teeth the worst that happened was his cheerleader crush opted for a much cleaner-toothed date to winter formal. Procrastinating talking about important decisions with your wife during the final weeks of pregnancy has much graver consequences such as finding…
Picture This
Assume The Position
Tales from the 3rd Trimester Getting ready for the immediate arrival of a baby is a lot like riding on an airplane and the attendant announces all passengers should assume ‘crash positions’ just before plunging into the Atlantic at 600 miles per hour. As if the position of your body will make any difference when…
Aye Aye Caption
Welcome to the first ever captions segment on Pampers n’ pints. The idea is to beat the caption given with your own creative genius. This should be fairly easy since it’s not very good.English as at least a 9th language is the only requirement. The best caption may or may not win a prize. How’s…
We’re Having a Penis
Tales from the 2nd Timester: Part II As continued from Part I The second trimester is by far the best trimester. Granted, there are only three to choose from so if the first trimester is reading this blog, don’t be too down on yourself. Your wife has hopefully kissed morning sickness goodbye, the mass confusion…
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