Welcome to the first ever captions segment on Pampers n’ pints. The idea is to beat the caption given with your own creative genius. This should be fairly easy since it’s not very good.English as at least a 9th language is the only requirement. The best caption may or may not win a prize. How’s that for a promise?

To be quite frank I’m not sure how this poll will work so hopefully we can all see the captions submitted, but if not I can re-post.

Those breast are good, but they sure are filling. Wait what is this thing? Twister for alcoholics? Ok, left hand beer…again…

Happy Captioning!