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Organizers claim it is the largest Halloween party in the world with crowds expected to reach 500,000 people and also to make the Guinness Book of Records for the most number of people doing the "Time Warp" dance.       AFP PHOTO/Mark RALSTON (Photo credit should read MARK RALSTON/AFP/Getty Images)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/trucker.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>trucker</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/9362e23d439ba441bb346195d032aa39.jpg</image:loc><image:title>9362e23d439ba441bb346195d032aa39</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/artists_studios_logo_to_use.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Artists_Studios_Logo_TO_USE</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-04-18T01:38:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pampersnpints.com/2013/12/20/the-baby-apocalypse/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/santa_beer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Santa_Beer</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/winter_solstice_seasonal_ale.jpg</image:loc><image:title>winter_solstice_seasonal_ale</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/photo7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo(7)</image:title><image:caption>Floating naked in the amniotic fluid again. People laughing. Not this dream again</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/porsche.jpg</image:loc><image:title>porsche</image:title><image:caption>hmm, I don’t recall the nurse pulling up in a Porsche when we first checked in</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/antelope.jpg</image:loc><image:title>antelope</image:title><image:caption>For my next act I will pull a quarter from my hoof</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/black-howler-monkey.jpg</image:loc><image:title>black-howler-monkey</image:title><image:caption>Really? Right in the junk? Who does that?  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/photo6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo(6)</image:title><image:caption>This guy would never start screaming would he? </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-20T00:25:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pampersnpints.com/2013/07/07/theres-an-app-for-that/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/chipotle-server-line.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chipotle Server Line</image:title><image:caption>Now Steve, tell me how many sexual partners you’ve had in the last seven years, and that will determine whether we use black or pinto beans.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/hardy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hardy</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/sierra-torpedo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sierra torpedo</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/photo-24.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (24)</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-20T00:23:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pampersnpints.com/2015/03/08/pigeon-play/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/homing-pigeon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>homing pigeon</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/685-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>685-1</image:title><image:caption>He did it. Darn you pigeon. Darn you. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/687.jpg</image:loc><image:title>687</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/685.jpg</image:loc><image:title>685</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/6831.jpg</image:loc><image:title>683</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/6821.jpg</image:loc><image:title>682</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/6811.jpg</image:loc><image:title>681</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/6801.jpg</image:loc><image:title>680</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/6792.jpg</image:loc><image:title>679</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/6782.jpg</image:loc><image:title>678</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-18T18:40:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pampersnpints.com/2015/02/20/10-signs-your-cat-is-pissed-about-your-new-baby-definitely-wants-you-dead/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/red-tailed-hawk1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Red-tailed-Hawk1</image:title><image:caption>Please unsubscribe me from this ridiculous blog post</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/1171.jpg</image:loc><image:title>117</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/eye-of-hawk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eye of hawk</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/militia.jpg</image:loc><image:title>militia</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/hiding2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hiding2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/windowsill.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Windowsill</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/hiding.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hiding</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/porch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>porch</image:title><image:caption>Just poking my head out here to say thanks Fuzzy</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/blog111010a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blog111010a</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/cat-biting.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cat biting</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-18T18:39:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pampersnpints.com/2015/02/04/a-fathers-letter-to-baby-clothes-makers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/flute.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FLUTE</image:title><image:caption>Had world-renown flutist Albert Wilbur Hansford IV was in the board room that day fathers everywhere may still be able to use their pinky fingers </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/lancebass.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LanceBass</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/funny-shark-week-photo-1-w500h291.jpg</image:loc><image:title>funny-shark-week-photo-1.jpg w=500&amp;h=291</image:title><image:caption>Jacques III on his first free dive after assuring his buddies he'd be fine because of his onesies</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/babyclothes1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>babyclothes1</image:title><image:caption>Myself holding a teenage character from the 1970's show The Jeffersons just before bedtime</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-18T18:38:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pampersnpints.com/2014/06/19/1st-birthday-gift-ideas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/img_22461.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2246</image:title><image:caption>Any cord essentially will do. Anything that has the potential to electrocute would do the trick. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/img_2801.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2801</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/img_2791.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2791</image:title><image:caption>Oh boy. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/img_2783.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2783</image:title><image:caption>I guess really anything with knobs would work, however before you go out and buy an air traffic controller's dashboard, might want to see if they give gift receipts</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/img_2702.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2702</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/img_2617.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2617</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/img_2595.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2595</image:title><image:caption>Sure mouths are tough to come by these days with the ... well economy and all, but if you can find a few, Logan would love them. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/img_2558.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2558</image:title><image:caption>He is really stubborn about his TV's. He only buys the ones that you can only see from under 1 centimeter away so make sure you read the packaging first. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/img_2435.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2435</image:title><image:caption>May want to check on shipping fees for any mirrors larger than a breadbox. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/img_2415.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2415</image:title><image:caption>A replica ET fingertip would also work, but he prefers only 60Watt bulbs and above. 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Wait a second that's not helvetica is it? I can't stand helvetica. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-07T06:36:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://pampersnpints.com/2015/12/24/who-ville-medical-team-generates-new-heart-tissue-using-stem-cells-grows-grinchs-heart-three-full-sizes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/61763a360b1b2554b5dc0a20ff03f1d5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>61763a360b1b2554b5dc0a20ff03f1d5</image:title><image:caption>After researchers grew the Grinch's heart from two sizes too small to one size too big, the ecstatic Grinch claims he now loves Christmas</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/0128-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>0128-2</image:title><image:caption>What's that? This blog post doesn't contain any actual real information? I don't believe you. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/hqdefault-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hqdefault-2</image:title><image:caption>The Grinch's favorite TV show</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/prancer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>prancer</image:title><image:caption>Prancer is not bitter at all</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/abc2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>abc2</image:title><image:caption>No one would've guessed that this cookie would change mankind forever</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/vacanti_mouse.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Vacanti_mouse</image:title><image:caption>Others quickly learned not to talk behind Mousey's back</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/hqdefault1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hqdefault</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/the-grinch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The-Grinch</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/hqdefault.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hqdefault</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-25T00:27:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pampersnpints.com/2015/12/10/holiday-beer-pairings-for-when-santa-claus-comes-to-town-assuming-hes-not-on-the-wagon-sleigh/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/delirium_noel_umlaut-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>delirium_noel_umlaut-2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/21st-amendment-fireside-chat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>21st-amendment-fireside-chat</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/dogfish-head-90-minute-ipa.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dogfish-head-90-minute-ipa</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/dead-snowman2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dead-snowman2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/santa_beer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>santa_beer</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-15T05:41:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pampersnpints.com/2015/08/26/introducing-a-new-column-get-styled-with-beer-styles-issue-i-blonde-ales-get-to-have-all-the-fun/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/monkey-typing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Monkey-typing</image:title><image:caption>Wait, so that's not who's been writing these things the whole time? </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/monkeys-in-suits.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CAREERBUILDER.COM CHIMPANZEE SUPER BOWL ADS</image:title><image:caption>The popular chimpanzee stars of CareerBuilder.com's Super Bowl ads are returning to the big game this year.  CareerBuilder.com is back in the Super Bowl TV ad lineup with more hilarious tales of a human employee working in an office populated entirely by chimps.  (PRNewsFoto/CareerBuilder.com)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/kona-brewing-big-wave.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kona-brewing-big-wave</image:title><image:caption>Do those suds go all the way up? What's that? They do? Oh. I see. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/victory-summer-love.jpg</image:loc><image:title>victory-summer-love</image:title><image:caption>She's full-bodied, that's for sure. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-15T05:33:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pampersnpints.com/2015/11/11/i-have-nipples-greg-can-you-milk-me-words-caillous-dad-can-never-mutter/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/caillou-dad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>caillou dad</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2024-08-09T15:53:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pampersnpints.com/2016/01/07/mom-groups-vs-dad-groups/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/love1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>love1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/aranda.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Aranda</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/black-howler-monkey-photos-3-9042162861093e9645f29b9d8dd72e13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>black-howler-monkey-photos-3.jpg.9042162861093e9645f29b9d8dd72e13</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-15T05:32:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pampersnpints.com/2014/01/29/zombie-or-baby/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/img_1876.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1876</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/blitzen.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blitzen</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/rogue_dead_guy_growler.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rogue_dead_guy_growler</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-21T18:24:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pampersnpints.com/2015/10/21/a-letter-to-our-high-maintenance-roommate/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/edited-cholera_edited-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>edited cholera_edited-1</image:title><image:caption>I knew it... </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/zombie_cow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Zombie_Cow</image:title><image:caption>Wait, so you haven't been living in our spare room? Then what is possibly causing that smell? Wait a second... </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/20151002_180552.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>20151002_180552</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/20151002_171157.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>20151002_171157</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/fullsizerender.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FullSizeRender</image:title><image:caption>So if all the cars are lined up at bedtime, how do the sharpest ones end up outside the bathroom door? </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/2015082795180203.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2015082795180203</image:title><image:caption>You're going to make me eat that after its been in your mouth aren't you. Darn it. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/2015082695171707.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2015082695171707</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/20150826_182105.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150826_182105</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/the-ring11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the-ring1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/the-ring1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the-ring1</image:title><image:caption>Well when you put it that way - sure I will go outside </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-22T18:03:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pampersnpints.com/2013/07/19/smarter-than-your-average-bear/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/baby.jpg</image:loc><image:title>baby</image:title><image:caption>wait a second, that's not an eggplant parmesan! I've been bamboozled </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/allen.jpg</image:loc><image:title>allen</image:title><image:caption>The allen wrench is the only tool invention which results in the same outcome as using one's own teeth to assemble furniture</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/gumby1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gumby</image:title><image:caption>Alright on the count of three we begin...one...two...three. Wait why aren't you slapping? What's that? You are? Hmmm...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/car2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>car</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/car1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>car</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/car.jpg</image:loc><image:title>car</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/pliny.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pliny</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/yogi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>yogi</image:title><image:caption>Thanks to you my wife is set to deliver a ham sandwich</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/omen.jpg</image:loc><image:title>omen</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/gumby.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gumby</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-25T06:58:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pampersnpints.com/2014/01/22/a-father-alone-with-the-beast/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/violetalice.jpg</image:loc><image:title>violetalice</image:title><image:caption>Handmade Goodies for Mamas &amp; Babies</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/stone-cali-belgie-ipa.gif</image:loc><image:title>stone-cali-belgie-ipa</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/photo18.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo(18)</image:title><image:caption>I was only kidding! I really wasn't that upset</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/photo17.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo(17)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/lost-socks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lost socks</image:title><image:caption>Inside of a sock drawer or this? I guess I don't blame them</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/locust.jpg</image:loc><image:title>locust</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/homeless_guy.png</image:loc><image:title>Homeless_Guy</image:title><image:caption>Well at least that's done with </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/walking-backs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>walking-backs</image:title><image:caption>ahoy there! Who knows how to deal with a crying baby? Anyone...Anyone?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/babies-cry.jpg</image:loc><image:title>babies-cry</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/1005316_10151712907894346_1624726459_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1005316_10151712907894346_1624726459_n</image:title><image:caption>This is easy</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-24T05:15:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pampersnpints.com/2015/05/01/why-i-started-a-blog/</loc><lastmod>2015-04-30T22:52:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pampersnpints.com/2014/06/26/beer-brackets-final-4/</loc><lastmod>2014-06-19T16:53:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pampersnpints.com/2014/04/04/beer-brackets-final-8/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/beer8teams1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beer8teams</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/beer8teams.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beer8teams</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/beer83.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beer8</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/beer82.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beer8</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/beer81.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beer8</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/beer8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beer8</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-04T03:28:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pampersnpints.com/2014/04/01/pampers-n-pints-2014-beer-madness-final-round-1-matchups/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/mlyellapils-0505.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mlyellapils-0505</image:title><image:caption>You don't need to save any drama for this mama</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/beer81.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beer8</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/beer8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beer8</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/beer2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beer</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/beer1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beer</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-01T06:03:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pampersnpints.com/2014/03/27/pampers-n-pints-2014-beer-madness-round-1-matchups/</loc><lastmod>2014-03-26T04:02:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pampersnpints.com/2014/03/25/10-signs-your-cat-is-pissed-about-your-new-baby-probably-wants-you-dead/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/143-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>143-2</image:title><image:caption>I don't recall signing on for this</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/beer-cat-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beer-cat-9</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/kona.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kona</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/312507_102128059893950_4338425_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>312507_102128059893950_4338425_n</image:title><image:caption>Here's what's going to go down - I'm going to get on that keyboard in three...two...one...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/298289_102131203226969_5006085_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>298289_102131203226969_5006085_n</image:title><image:caption>Couple more minutes on each side and I should have just enough energy</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/cat-door.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cat door</image:title><image:caption>seriously? You guys just went through that door </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/144.jpg</image:loc><image:title>144</image:title><image:caption>dare you to look up</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/cat-stevens.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cat stevens</image:title><image:caption>Wait - that's Cat Stevens? </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/cat-with-knife-300x205.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cat-with-knife-300x205</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/050.jpg</image:loc><image:title>050</image:title><image:caption>Yeah this isn't really working for me</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-26T00:44:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pampersnpints.com/2014/03/24/pampers-n-pints-2014-beer-madness/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/beer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beer</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-24T05:07:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pampersnpints.com/2014/01/17/pampers-n-pints-beer-poll-iii/</loc><lastmod>2014-01-15T06:33:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pampersnpints.com/2014/01/10/numbers-are-in-toy-flops-of-2013-holiday-season/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/thomas-trian.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thomas trian</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/guido.jpg</image:loc><image:title>guido</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/superman.gif</image:loc><image:title>superman</image:title><image:caption>Truck Stop Superman</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/shave-baby.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shave baby</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/pole-dance.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pole dance</image:title><image:caption>Trixie the Pole-dancing Doll</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/plush.jpg</image:loc><image:title>plush</image:title><image:caption>Jaggermeister Ferbie</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/pickaboo-forest.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pickaboo forest</image:title><image:caption>We can play this game all night, but your pupils are the size of saucers owl. Did you or did you not take anything in the club - and don't respond with "Who-Who" again. I'm talking about you.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/dinosaur.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dinosaur</image:title><image:caption>Reginald the Super-Friendly Dinosaur</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/doc-mc.jpg</image:loc><image:title>doc mc</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/chauncey.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chauncey</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-12T00:50:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pampersnpints.com/2014/01/03/logans-2014-new-yeerz-resolootions/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/logan-list.jpg</image:loc><image:title>logan list</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/photo16.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo(16)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/photo15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo(15)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/photo14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo(14)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/photo13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo(13)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/photo12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo(12)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/photo11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo(11)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/photo10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo(10)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/photo9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo(9)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/photo8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo(8)</image:title><image:caption>I'll sleep and then wake up when I want just as in 2013 this year.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-04T04:44:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pampersnpints.com/2014/01/06/calling-all-guest-bloggers-bloogers-and-bogglers-write-today/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/funny-drunken-pig.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Funny-Drunken-Pig</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/free-candy-van.jpg</image:loc><image:title>free-candy-van</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-07T05:51:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pampersnpints.com/2013/12/03/the-least-favorite-person-in-the-delivery-room/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/photo5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo(5)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/sculpin_in_hand.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sculpin_in_hand</image:title><image:caption>Clearly this sculpin has had a few too many</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/sculpin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sculpin</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/sword.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sword</image:title><image:caption>I've been expecting you dragon. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/porsche-panamera.jpg</image:loc><image:title>porsche-panamera</image:title><image:caption>Honey do you recall the nurse arriving in a Porsche?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/photo4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo(4)</image:title><image:caption>Apparently men can't breastfeed, which I learned </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/mime.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mime</image:title><image:caption>So when I draw a circle in the air, then blink twice that means push ok?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/dove.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dove</image:title><image:caption>Was it something I said?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/delivery.jpg</image:loc><image:title>delivery</image:title><image:caption>Ok, let me recap - you need a rubber band, King Tut’s golden chalice, a decaf, half-caf, no-caf, full-caf, baby-calf, raspberry tea, and seven left-handed Australian lobsters?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/doctor.jpg</image:loc><image:title>doctor</image:title><image:caption>Now, I didn’t actually go to medical school, but I successfully folded two tank tops and a pair of Lulu Lemon pants this morning  - feeling pretty good about myself.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-05T06:45:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pampersnpints.com/2013/10/15/comic/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/elevator-comic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>elevator comic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-03T06:56:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pampersnpints.com/2013/11/12/infant-introspections-with-baby-logan/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/logan-plane3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>logan plane</image:title><image:caption>Every time I fly I look down at all the small people, tiny buildings, and wondrous fields of brown, green, and yellow below and ponder; what can I do to make the world a better place? How can I inspire others? How can I give back? But then... once I land I always end up just going back to crying incessantly for no reason, chewing on rubber giraffes, and pooping myself. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-01T05:27:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pampersnpints.com/2013/10/08/caption-america/</loc><lastmod>2013-12-01T05:02:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pampersnpints.com/2013/12/06/when-babies-attack/</loc><lastmod>2013-12-01T05:00:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pampersnpints.com/2013/11/28/the-infamous-baby-turkey-trade-of-1631-secrets-finally-revealed/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/turkey.png</image:loc><image:title>turkey</image:title><image:caption>Ron as a young boy had already began his turkey fetish</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/pilgrim.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pilgrim</image:title><image:caption>The day this picture was taken, Ron was off rummaging through turkey scraps on the other side of town, completely forgetting the photo shoot</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/octoberfest.jpg</image:loc><image:title>octoberfest</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/miss-alden.jpg</image:loc><image:title>miss alden</image:title><image:caption>Hilda Alden, pictured here not shocking to anyone never won any prude of the year awards</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-29T07:03:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pampersnpints.com/2013/11/08/picture-me-rollin/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/palermo2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>palermo</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/palermo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>palermo</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/logan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>logan</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-07T04:20:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pampersnpints.com/2013/11/01/lake-jingleheimer-is-my-lake-too/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/logan-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>logan 5</image:title><image:caption>My Dad is a real bozo</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/civil-war-soldiers-reading-letter-from-home-6311.jpg</image:loc><image:title>civil-war-soldiers-reading-letter-from-home-6311</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/david-and-goliath.jpg</image:loc><image:title>david-and-goliath</image:title><image:caption>You may have foiled me this time David, but Maximus wil get you - I promise you that.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/lagunitas_maximus_200.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lagunitas_Maximus_200</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/alligator-man.jpg</image:loc><image:title>alligator-man</image:title><image:caption>You sure about this Doctor?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/mouseear.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mouseear</image:title><image:caption>Now, you guys are positive this going to get me chicks? </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/claw-machine.jpg</image:loc><image:title>claw-machine</image:title><image:caption>darn you claw</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/imag3486.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMAG3486</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/imag3491.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMAG3491</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/donner-party.jpg</image:loc><image:title>donner-party</image:title><image:caption>This is the worst party I've ever been to.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-31T17:02:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pampersnpints.com/2013/10/29/5-inappropriate-halloween-costumes-to-dress-your-kid-in-this-year/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/8667353-halloween-haunted-house-background.jpg</image:loc><image:title>8667353-halloween-haunted-house-background</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/bored_leopard.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>bored_leopard</image:title><image:caption>Lookie here leopards. If you live your life on the naughty list - this too could be you in a few years.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/leaf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>leaf</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/tramp.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>tramp.jpeg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/leopard.jpg</image:loc><image:title>leopard</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/inappropriate-halloween-costume-pack-of-cigs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>inappropriate halloween costume pack of cigs</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/funny-homeless-sign-baby.jpg</image:loc><image:title>funny-homeless-sign-baby</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/condom-halloween-costume-kid__opt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>condom-halloween-costume-kid__oPt</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/1000223_10150379913074945_1114833357_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1000223_10150379913074945_1114833357_n</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-06T00:13:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pampersnpints.com/2013/07/31/myhusbandthinksimfat/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/boatfinal11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>boatfinal1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/boatfinal1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>boatfinal1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/boatfinal.jpg</image:loc><image:title>boatfinal</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/caveman3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>caveman3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/cavemanlarge.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cavemanlarge</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/cavemanfinal.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cavemanfinal</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/201004-omag-worst-qualities-gossip-600x411.jpg</image:loc><image:title>201004-omag-worst-qualities-gossip-600x411</image:title><image:caption>What's that? The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog… yes… yes that’s actually spot on correct. Man this is no fun.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/woman-with-knife.jpg</image:loc><image:title>woman-with-knife</image:title><image:caption>Still think I've added a few pounds?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/logan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>logan</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/triple-karmeliet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>triple karmeliet</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2023-03-05T04:58:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pampersnpints.com/cartoons/</loc><lastmod>2013-10-16T02:46:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://pampersnpints.com/2013/10/11/when-giraffes-attack/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/photo-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (6)</image:title><image:caption>I don't care if they're polarized, these sunglasses are terrible and some weird monkey is staring at me</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-10T23:17:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pampersnpints.com/2013/08/20/assume-the-position/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/burglar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>burglar</image:title><image:caption>I would’ve gotten away with it if it weren’t for those pesky , no, no actually I tripped on my shoe lace.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/tuna.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tuna</image:title><image:caption>I certainly didn't expect this to show up for my google search of "tuna hat." </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/big-daddy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>big daddy</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/shirt-cannon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shirt cannon</image:title><image:caption>Who wants to fight to the death for this shirt only to discover it is a child's medium and is so wrinkled no one will be able to wear it? </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/sea-monkeys.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sea-monkeys</image:title><image:caption>And they look so real in the ad...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/stork.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stork</image:title><image:caption>Thanks stork, just leave the baby over there by the nintendo cartridges. My wife will take it from here I'm sure. Right? Right ? Hello?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/columbus1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>columbus1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/abraham-lincoln-assassination-fords-theatre-631.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Abraham-Lincoln-assassination-Fords-Theatre-631</image:title><image:caption>Other than that Mrs. Lincoln - how was the play? </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/mary_lincoln.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mary_Lincoln</image:title><image:caption>Other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play? </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/logan11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>logan1</image:title><image:caption>Ready or not, here I am!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-21T18:20:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pampersnpints.com/2013/09/16/foreskinoptional/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/gods-creatures1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gods Creatures</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/gods-creatures.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gods Creatures</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/school-teacher-in-front-of-class.jpg</image:loc><image:title>School-Teacher-in-Front-of-Class</image:title><image:caption>Oh yeah sure - like I'm going to call on that O'Patrick McDevitt kid. Probably has a flask filled with Irish whiskey right now</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/tony.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tony</image:title><image:caption>Uh, no I meant the other Tony... </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/photo1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/trash.jpg</image:loc><image:title>trash</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/et-circumcised-uncircumcised.jpg</image:loc><image:title>et-circumcised-uncircumcised</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/photo2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo(2)</image:title><image:caption>Just rest buddy. Your mom and I will make you an international business star by the time you're 2.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/wheat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wheat</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/spart.jpg</image:loc><image:title>spart</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-04T18:34:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pampersnpints.com/2013/09/27/im-not-touching-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/pineapple-handsfinal2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pineapple handsfinal2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/great-white.jpg</image:loc><image:title>great white</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/alisa-20.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alisa-20</image:title><image:caption>I don't think sorry does it justice son. So uh back in 2013 there was this theory that sex induces labor, I know ridiculous and so...you know what...first time we leave you alone have a raging party. We'll call it even?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/sailor.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sailor</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/alg_jersey_shore_cast1_5065.jpg</image:loc><image:title>alg_jersey_shore_cast1_5065</image:title><image:caption>Ok, ok, I'll deliver the baby. Just please turn off this show.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/ali.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ali</image:title><image:caption>toughest woman alive today</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/et.jpg</image:loc><image:title>et</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/guts-in-japan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>guts-in-japan</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/pineapple-handsfinal.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pineapple handsfinal</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-08T22:17:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pampersnpints.com/2013/10/04/beer-poll-ii/</loc><lastmod>2013-10-02T05:17:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pampersnpints.com/2013/10/01/the-battle-of-the-bottles-milk-v-beer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/bottles.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bottles</image:title><image:caption>I'm not saying it will happen today, or even tomorrow, but at some point this bottle standoff is going to become the Gettysburg of windowsills. Only one genre of bottles will prevail...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-02T05:21:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pampersnpints.com/2013/09/24/the-fellowship-of-the-readership-pampers-n-pints-has-hit-100-likes-prizes-are-being-awarded/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/fb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fb</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/twitter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>twitter</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/smoke.jpg</image:loc><image:title>smoke</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/cropped-drawing5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cropped-drawing5.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-24T18:20:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pampersnpints.com/2013/09/20/aye-aye-caption-the-results-vote/</loc><lastmod>2013-09-20T02:57:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pampersnpints.com/2013/08/16/aye-aye-caption/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/logan-beer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>logan beer</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/walgreens.jpg</image:loc><image:title>walgreens</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/wise-men-rough-adjusted1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wise men rough adjusted</image:title><image:caption>It was at this  moment Dhabibi came to the realization that Abdulah's poor wardrobe choice had ruined any chance of them passing for their recently created pseudonym "The Three Wise Men."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/wise-men-rough-adjusted.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wise men rough adjusted</image:title><image:caption>It was at that moment that Dhabibi realized that because of Abdulah's wardrobe choice, they'd have no chance of passing for three wise men</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-28T22:57:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pampersnpints.com/2013/08/23/picturethis/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/horse.jpg</image:loc><image:title>horse</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2025-04-23T18:28:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pampersnpints.com/2013/08/09/were-having-a-penis/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/guinness-is-good-for-you.jpg</image:loc><image:title>guinness-is-good-for-you</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/guinness-black-lager.jpg</image:loc><image:title>guinness black lager</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/80s-jazzercise-shalon-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>80's Jazzercise Shalon (1)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/shoe-shine-parlor.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shoe-shine-parlor</image:title><image:caption>Jimmy its a tumor trust me I know when I know. I've been shining shoes for a long time</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/crows.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crows</image:title><image:caption>Ok we get it, but can I please use my printer now?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/rock.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rock</image:title><image:caption>I'm not even convinced bachelor rocks are any different from married ones. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/nost.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nost</image:title><image:caption>The unseen is discovered, hidden for such a long time, By strong winds the sand shall be propelled. The Mayans will eat tanbark - ok listen guys I have no idea. I predict a baby's sex once and now you all think I can predict the future? </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/nostradomus1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nostradomus</image:title><image:caption>The unseen is discovered, hidden for such a long time, By strong winds the sand shall be propelled. The Mayans will eat tanbark - ok listen guys I have no idea. I predict a baby's sex once and now you all think I can predict the future? </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/weiner.jpg</image:loc><image:title>weiner</image:title><image:caption>Every since </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/nostradomus-e1376000221746.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nostradomus</image:title><image:caption>The unseen is discovered, hidden for such a long time, By strong winds the sand shall be propelled. The Mayans will eat tanbark - ok listen guys I have no idea. I predict a baby's sex once and now you all think I can predict the future? </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-13T16:05:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pampersnpints.com/2013/08/01/165/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/beer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beer</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-09T11:07:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pampersnpints.com/contact-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/messenger.jpg</image:loc><image:title>messenger</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-31T06:28:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://pampersnpints.com/2013/07/12/two-pink-lines/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/stout.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stout</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/img_0766.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0766</image:title><image:caption>You're telling me a human foot is going to fit into that sock? </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/funny-alligator-05.jpg</image:loc><image:title>funny-alligator-05</image:title><image:caption>Man, never saw that one coming- they always looked so cuddly on my kiddie pajamas</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/closet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>closet</image:title><image:caption>Oh thank god its just a man in my closet, for a second there I was worried there was going to be a pile of baby clothes</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/zombie-tennis.jpg</image:loc><image:title>zombie tennis</image:title><image:caption>Boy tennis is fun but it makes me sweaty</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/convict.jpg</image:loc><image:title>convict</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/don-farrall-positive-pregnancy-test.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MD002200</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/img_1212.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1212</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-21T21:31:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pampersnpints.com/2013/07/04/whats-this-blog-all-about/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/pints1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pints</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-10T02:12:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pampersnpints.com/about/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/hoff.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hoff</image:title><image:caption>Hoff, you're missing the point - its either pampers or pints, not at the same time</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/pints.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pints</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pampersnpints.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/photo3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo</image:title><image:caption>Logan James 9lbs. 2oz. of pooping bliss</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-28T17:57:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://pampersnpints.com</loc><changefreq>daily</changefreq><priority>1.0</priority><lastmod>2025-04-23T18:28:57+00:00</lastmod></url></urlset>
